The more men the merrier in my household
Corinne Grant; 29/6/08
Sheik Khalil Chami of the Islamic Welfare Centre has called for polygamous relationships to be recognised. As far as I can tell, he’s talking about the practice of men having multiple wives, a bit like that Mormon show on SBS starring Bill Paxton and Chloe Unpronounceable Surname. No one’s mentioned women having multiple husbands. In my opinion, this is a massive oversight and needs to be corrected immediately. There is a very strong argument for female polygamy, or polyandry, if you want to get technical. In fact, I would go so far as to say that only women should be allowed multiple partners. Firstly, chicks have become more and more demanding since feminism came along and the poor guys are having a hard time meeting all of our demands. Maybe it’s time we gave them a break and learnt to spread our uppity ways over a broader base. So, I’d like 15 husbands, please. I’ll have one who remembers my name.
See: http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/the-more-men-the-merrier-in-my-household-20080628-2yj6.html